Friday, August 17, 2012

To Teach The Unteachable


I’m sorry I haven’t been nearly so good at keeping up with my blogging. My time is limited on the text box and I have no idea how to turn it on. I have to wait for my person for that. Suddenly after years of being home all day, she’s gone all the time, everyday.  Personally I think she just goes outside and stands at the door, just to drive me crazy.

It’s been a happy time. My person has been bringing the sunbeam everyday. Lately, though, to my dismay she has been keeping the blinds more shut than open and I only get a 7” area to sunbathe in. I think she’s being stingy – if she just lays in the sunbeam too, I think she will understand how delightful it can be.

But I digress… The thought of the moment is, I have been more intrigued with the out of doors. In years past, when the orange door opened I thought it best if I went into the other room. I don’t know what was going to happen when the orange door opened, and it is my nature to wait to see if negative or positive things happen first, before I made myself be known. But something about the warmer weather makes the smells more….. smelly… and the closer I am to the out of doors, the more I can smell the smells.

My person and I have begun a new ritual and I’m very happy that she is quick to learn. In the morning she says ‘paper!’ and opens the orange door. I stand at the threshold and smell while she picks up some plastic wrapped thing that appears on the stoop. In the evening she says ‘poop!’ and opens the orange door again and we do the same thing. With the exception that she sets a plastic wrapped thing outside on the stoop.

I’m trying to teach the man-person a new ritual, but he’s a little harder to teach. Most nights he sits outside, close to the mesh door that slides. So when I sit at the opening of the door he is to open it, just enough that I notice but Cleo does not. Now, I’m supposed to be able to step outside onto the porch, but he doesn’t let me.
I need to break him of this habit, but I’m not sure how. Suggestions are always welcome.